DARTS

— Dynamic Application and Rapid Targeting software — DARTS — which helps the U.S. Strategic Command plan where to aim its nuclear missiles (given the Pentagon’s emphasis on jointness, shouldn’t it be JARTS? You remember, the lawn-dart game that the federal government banned in 1988 because it deemed it too dangerous? Hardly seems fair that Jarts gets banned, while Stratcom gets to keep playing with nukes.)