This Santa Was Naughty, Not Nice

Allegedly groped his Elf

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A 62-year-old man who played Santa Claus at a mall in Massachusetts has been charged with groping an 18-year-old woman who played his Elf.

Herbert Jones, who has a real-life bushy white beard, was released on $1,000 bail and ordered to stay away from the mall after pleading not guilty on Monday to indecent assault and battery, the Associated Press reports.

Jones denied pinching the woman’s buttocks and making suggestive comments while the two were working at a Santa photo booth.

[AP]

9 comments
SmoothEdward1
SmoothEdward1

"When what to my wandering eye should appear, but an 18 year old elf, with a pinchable rear."

Openminded1
Openminded1

must have been a democrat friend of weiners.

ZeeFlynn
ZeeFlynn

I thought during the Christmas season good old Saint Nick was suppose to be feeling Mary.  Then he could jump for Joy right after he strung Holly.  :^) 

BenIncaHutz
BenIncaHutz

@Openminded1 Yes you're right because the victim was a girl! Republicans are usually self-hating gays that target young boys and congressional pages!!!

Openminded1
Openminded1

@BenIncaHutz @Openminded1 You take politics a bit to serious,lighten up, have a nice dinner, a glass of fine wine,see a movie go to the zoo,most of all get laid you will feel better. all politicians are dirt bags to me.

Openminded1
Openminded1

@BenIncaHutz @Openminded1 Are you always wrong, I am not a republican. I am independent. My life is wonderful moron i am retired and living 32 floors up over looking Miami Beach. I do not give advice ,i state facts and use humor to show you libs how stupid you are. 

BenIncaHutz
BenIncaHutz

@Openminded1 Typical Republican moron, your life is a mess but yet you want to give other people worthless advice. 

Openminded1
Openminded1

@BenIncaHutz @Openminded1 You need help,and this is not work moron, now that i think of it with your silly avatar you are just a weird loser.

BenIncaHutz
BenIncaHutz

@Openminded1 @BenIncaHutz I was thinking the same thing after reading your post so obviously my reply got you thinking about your so called life. My work is done. 


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