Then-Marine General Jim Mattis.
Marine General James “Chaos” Mattis, former chief of U.S. Central Command — and a Marine for 41 of his 63 years — walked out of the Pentagon for the last time Wednesday.
It is said the only possessions he took with him was a basic-issue bayonet, a pair of PT shorts and a 30-foot length of 550 cord.
His final words?
You ass clowns have been screwing up this war on terror long enough. I’m going to finish this myself.
Thursday morning, it has been reported that one MV-22 Osprey, a pallet of MREs (all vegetarian meals removed) and 17 kegs of Budweiser are missing from MCB Quantico.
DIA is reporting that in the last 14 hours, 32,468 terrorists have been killed from stab wounds, and an additional 12,586 High-Value Targets have been killed by strangulation.
Operatives are stating that in the vicinity of many of the corpses they found red plastic cups with the word Solo on them.
Todd Bowers spent 12 years in the U.S. Marine Corps Reserve, serving in both Iraq and Afghanistan on multiple deployments. He served under Mattis in Fallujah, Iraq, where Bowers received a Purple Heart and Navy Commendation medal with “V” device. To this day, Bowers is haunted because he let the general down by getting wounded without Mattis’ permission. Follow Bowers on Twitter @toddbowers