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"Try this, Oustanding Leader. It's Panetta's gnocchi, not Pyongyang's kimchi."

“The one thing I make pretty good is gnocchi. People have commented on it. I do it for the holidays. So if I were inviting Kim Jong Un over for dinner, I'd make him a plate of gnocchi. We'd have a glass of wine. And basically I'd try to understand: What's his thinking?”
— Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, in a recent interview with Esquire magazine.
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I'm sorry, but I think I'd need to add a little fecal matter to his plate.


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