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The happy citizens of North Korea took to the streets of their capital of Pyongyang Wednesday to celebrate the birthday of their authoritarian mob boss, Kim Jong Il. Reports from the isolated regime show throngs of troops and school kids offering flowers to, and bowing before, a giant statue of him. But the footage looks pretty lame, so we’ve posted a more joyous, rockin’, juche — NoKo for self-reliant — video of North Korean life in honor of the Dear Leader’s 69th.